We Went To London's Worst Rated Tourist Attractions

They head to Madame Tussauds, paying extra for Fast Track which turns out to be unnecessary. Inside, they interact with the wax figures, making jokes about their realism and the general awkwardness of the experience. They find the attraction overpriced and underwhelming, with an uninspired ride, and rate it 2 out of 5 stars, while Batch, predictably, gives it a 5.

Their fourth stop is Peggy Porschen, a very pink and popular bakery in Belgravia. They are shocked by the high prices for cakes and hot drinks. They taste their selections, with Arthur finding his cake mediocre and overpriced, while Batch finds his cake surprisingly good and gives it a 5-star rating.

Arthur and Batch begin their journey at the Emirates Air Line cable car, a poorly rated attraction. Though initially excited, they note the view is primarily industrial and lacks famous landmarks. They rate the cable car 2 out of 5 stars, with Batch humorously giving it a 5 due to the gift shop and the thrill.

Next, they visit Angus Steakhouse, known for being a tourist trap. They joke about the name and the service. They try a 'steak martini' cocktail and various steak dishes. Arthur gives the overall experience 3.5 out of 5 stars, while Batch maintains his 5-star rating, despite criticizing the 'sewerage juice' spinach.

Finally, they visit the London Eye, an iconic but often criticized attraction. Arthur shares his childhood fear of it. They spend a long time on the ride, making jokes about the slow pace and the views. Arthur gives the London Eye 3 out of 5 stars, but praises the company of Batch. Batch gives the London Eye a 5-star rating, citing the overall experience and his friend's company.

Reflecting on their day, Arthur asks Batch if his opinion of London has changed. Batch loves the city and maintains a 5-star rating for it. They joke about the cable car being the best of the 'worst' attractions and the irony of the London Eye being the most overrated. They propose a podcast and suggest a series visiting worst-rated attractions globally.