I Fixed the Names of the Months

The video begins by explaining the historical origins of the current month names. January is named after the Roman god Janus, February after a Roman purification festival, and March after the Roman god Mars. April comes from the Latin word for 'to open', May is named after the Greek goddess Maia, and June after the Roman goddess Juno. July and August are named after Roman emperors, while September, October, November, and December are derived from Latin prefixes for 7, 8, 9, and 10, respectively, reflecting their original positions in the Roman calendar.

The creator proposes adjusting the current month names to match their numerical prefixes more accurately. This involves moving September, October, November, and December to the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th positions. January, named after a god who sees past and future, is placed in the middle as the sixth month. February, associated with cleansing, becomes the fourth month (linked to April showers). April is moved to be the first month due to its meaning 'to open'.

A suggestion to group months into trios with similar names leads to creations like 'January, February, Maruary' and 'April, Augril, Octril'. Following this, the video explores renaming months strictly by their numerical order using prefixes, resulting in names like 'Monober' (one), 'Bipril' (two), 'Triprill' (three), and 'Unddember' (eleven), and 'Twelfth' (twelve).

The creator renames months based on significant holidays or personal events. Examples include 'New Year' for January, 'Valentis' for February, 'Patrick' for March (St. Patrick's Day), 'Foolsuary' for April (April Fool's Day), 'Birthmonth' for May (the creator's birthday month), 'Freedommmmm' for July (Independence Day), and 'All of Thember' for December to encompass various holidays.

Months are renamed after birthstones associated with them, like 'Garn' for January (Garnet), 'Amethyus' for February (Amethyst), and 'Emuary' for May (Emerald), often with creative phonetic alterations. Subsequently, months are renamed after their corresponding zodiac signs, leading to names such as 'Aquari' (Aquarius), 'Pymber' (Pisces), 'Apriel' (Aries), and 'Capriilus' (Capricorn).

The video assigns human names to each month, like 'Jane' for January, 'Fred' for February, and 'Sebastian' for September, accompanied by illustrations. The creator then ranks the months from best to worst based on personal preference and biases, with May (his birthday month) at the top and August (the start of school) at the bottom.

Months are assigned colors (e.g., light blue for January, vibrant pink for February, true green for March, fiery red for August). The creator then humorously attributes flavors to each month, such as 'snowball' for January, 'red velvet cake' for February, 'leaves' for March, and 'candy corn' for October, with quirky justifications.

The video proposes naming months after the seasons they fall into, leading to 'Winter 2' for January, 'Sprinter' for February, 'Summer 1' for June, and 'Summer-Autumn' (Sum) for September. Lastly, the creator attempts to rename months based on a complex and confusing mathematical formula involving the number of days and letters in their names, and even suggests naming all months after 'March' in various forms like 'Marchist' or 'Marchless'.