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Satan attempts to tempt Jesus, who has been fasting for 40 days, by urging him to turn a stone into bread. 'Woke Jesus' readily agrees and performs the miracle, then asks Satan for another stone to make avocado toast, much to Satan's surprise at the ease of the temptation.
Satan offers 'Woke Jesus' all authority and glory if he bows down. Instead of resisting, 'Woke Jesus' expresses enthusiasm for concepts like communism, gender theory, and the idea that all roads lead to God, readily accepting Satan's offer without a fight. Satan finds this surprisingly easy.
'Woke Jesus' clarifies that he is not 'regular Jesus' but 'Woke Jesus', willing to conform to anything that makes him liked and popular, explaining his lack of resistance to Satan's temptations. Satan expresses disappointment at the lack of a challenging 'battle of wits' he expected.
Satan challenges Jesus to throw himself down from a high point, citing scripture that angels would protect him. 'Woke Jesus' immediately jumps, confident that Satan, as his 'old pal', will have his back. This leads to a strange bond between them.
Having successfully been tempted, 'Woke Jesus' and Satan envision a 'beautiful friendship'. The video ends with 'Woke Jesus' asking Satan for a drink to wash down his meal, which Satan provides, showcasing the complete embrace of worldly desires and an unholy alliance.