Summary
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Peter digs a hole under the fence to escape, while Stewie accidentally leaves his harmonica in the bathtub. Peter mistakenly sits on it, causing the harmonica to get lodged in his rear end. A doctor informs Peter and Lois that removing it would require an expensive, uncovered surgery. Peter then discovers he can play music by passing gas, delighting him with 'musical farts'.
Peter uses his new 'musical fart' ability to audition for America's Got Talent. He is selected as a contestant, and the family prepares to travel to America for the show. Peter expresses his determination to make his family proud.
Peter overhears Quagmire confessing his long-standing love for Lois. This devastates Peter, who thought Quagmire was his friend. Despite Lois's reassurance of her love for Peter, Peter vows to cut Quagmire out of his life and seeks to 'deal with' him in an 'appropriate manner'.
Quagmire, feeling pathetic and humiliated by his unrequited love for Lois and the impact on his friendship with Peter, decides to move away. He believes it is best for everyone to leave, creating an awkward situation for Lois and Joe. Peter, despite his anger, tries to give Quagmire a going-away gift to express his continued friendship.