Summary
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The Sidemen are playing a game with 100 mystery goals. Each goal contains a prize, a challenge, or a punishment. If a player scores, they keep what's inside, but prizes can be stolen, swapped, or destroyed. The video concludes if anyone scores the 'secret death goal'.
Harry scores first, winning a 'Talani Football'. Tobi then scores and gets a see-through toaster, which he finds surprisingly cool even though he jokes about his 'age'. Prizes can be stolen, creating tension early on.
Tobi gets a 'Chance card' allowing him to implement a rule for the entire round if he hits the crossbar. Harry attempts a blindfolded shot and hits 43 for an 'all you can fly' experience, though the limited value is questioned.
Ethan scores a goal and wins a custom rug, which he's excited about. However, he later faces being 'blindfolded' for a shot and has his 'tree' stolen after a hula hoop relay mini-game. He also receives a cursed statue.
Tobi receives a forfeit requiring him to wear clown shoes for five rounds after failing to score. Another mini-game, involving a ping-pong ball egg cup challenge, allows the winner to steal presents, leading to more prize changes.
Prizes like an octopus resin lamp and World Cup tickets are won. Toby, despite previously being cursed, hits another chance card which allows him to steal a present, eventually taking Harry's surfboard. Toby also continues to struggle, getting envelopes instead of tangible prizes.
Several mini-games are played, including a 'dribbling game' and a 'balloon stack' challenge, leading to more shifts in prizes. Despite challenges like deflated balls and performing bicycle kicks, players manage to secure items such as a Mini Moto and a Minion sculpture.
A 'fair trade' card prompts a debate on equitable swaps between players' winnings. Later, a player wins a Supreme scream mask, described as 'gangster' and 'really cool', adding a unique item to the collection.
Players win items like 2002 Predator football boots and chalky tennis balls. Toby faces another challenge with an 'oversized ball'. Eventually, one player scores the 'secret death goal', ending the video abruptly to everyone's surprise, leaving them with their final, often comedic, prizes.