Iran To Trump: You're Losing | Condom Prices Are Up | Penis In The Sky | Patel Drunk On The Job?

Stephen Colbert celebrates Earth Day and shares positive news about rainforest recovery. He then jokes about Trump extending a ceasefire with Iran without an end date, questioning the war's conclusion.

Iran seizes two ships in the Strait of Hormuz hours after Trump's ceasefire extension, leading to Colbert's 'Hormuz news you can use' segment. Trump's angry social media post about Iran's actions and popularity of the war with two-thirds of Americans in disapproval are also discussed.

Colbert humorously points out that the Iran war is causing the world's top condom maker, Karex, to raise prices due to increased raw material costs. He jokes about alternative birth control methods and the United Nations brand condoms.

Finnish Air Force pilots are disciplined for drawing male genitalia in the sky with their flight patterns. Colbert then discusses allegations against FBI Director Kash Patel, who is accused of getting drunk and passing out at work, and his contradictory statements regarding his lawsuit against The Atlantic.

Colbert highlights another incident from The Atlantic article where Kash Patel panicked after being unable to log into his FBI computer, thinking he was fired. Patel's denial of being locked out contradicts his own lawsuit, leading to a comedic analysis of his truthfulness.