James Acaster’s CHRONOLOGICAL Card Reads | Would I Lie To You?

The Bush Story00:00:00

James Acaster tells David's team about a time he missed his train in Basoke and had to spend the night in a bush because he had no money and his phone was dead. He explains that he put on a dress from a bag for warmth and hid his face when hoodlums approached, making them think they found a body. The panel debates if this is true or a lie, and it is revealed to be true.

This is Mine: Mick00:05:29

Mystery guest Mick appears, and each member of Lee's team claims a connection to him. Gabby claims she tripped him in a wheelbarrow race; James claims Mick put cabbage leaves in his bed and sent him half a cabbage in the post for six months; Lee claims he once took Mick home from nursery instead of his own son. David's team guesses James is telling the truth, which is confirmed.

The Spice Girls Story00:17:59

James recounts a childhood story where he tried to drown himself in a swimming pool after his father told him his sister was getting the Spice Girls debut album for Christmas. He explains he waded to the shallow end and sat underwater until he realized his family was just continuing to swim. The panel guesses it is a lie, but it is revealed to be true.

This is Mine: Jerry00:23:08

Mystery guest Jerry appears. Sean claims he is a policeman who investigated a Twister game scream; James claims he is a volunteer fireman who soaks him in a game of Squirt; Lee claims he is a paramedic who scolded him for landing a drone in an ambulance. David's team chooses James, which is correct.

The Flat Break-in Story00:33:31

James explains that he broke into his own flat halfway through a haircut because he and his flatmate locked themselves out while cutting hair on the doorstep to avoid sweeping. He had to borrow a ladder from builders to get back in because he had a gig and his wallet inside. The panel guesses it is a lie, but it is true.

This is Mine: Jake00:37:39

Mystery guest Jake appears. Ot claims she knocked his tooth out on German Strictly; James claims everyone blamed him for Jake's breakup with his girlfriend because James delivered the letter; Lee claims he knocked Jake into a grave with a Frisbee while playing with his son near a gravedigger. David's team chooses James, which is revealed to be true.