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Peter returns home after trying meth, realizing it's 'bad.' Lois announces her water broke, hinting at the birth of their baby.
The clip begins with a surreal scenario where Christianity never happened, leading to a world where everyone is Jewish. The Griffins and their neighbors exhibit Jewish customs, like wearing yamakas and discussing Jewish celebrities, with Brian initially finding it a better world until he discovers their strict Sabbath rules.
This section features various bizarre and humorous situations, including Peter showing off his new 'collagen' lips after winning money, the family receiving a Nielsen family invitation, and Peter and Brian dealing with a crying baby on a plane.
The Griffins engage in typical family arguments and odd exchanges, such as Peter and Lois's playful yet provocative banter, Jeff's outburst on his birthday, and characters discussing missing Mayor West. The segment also includes Brian's struggle as an atheist in Quahog and Peter's attempt to be more supportive of Brian.
Peter replaces Brian with a 'New Brian' due to his age concerns, leading to awkward interactions. Other clips include taunts from classmates, Lois almost having an affair with Horatio, and Peter and Lois trying to cope with the reality of aging while vaping.
Peter insists on driving 3,000 miles to rent a movie, much to Lois's dismay, while revealing his stash of women's underwear. Brian also deals with a flea infestation, and Peter's attempt to 'help' him involves strange suggestions.
Peter's boss Mr. Weed is terminated, and Peter struggles with the concept of Christmas gifts, opting for genetically engineered turtle doves. The family also deals with Chris quitting his paper route and the strange dynamics of Peter's work life.
Peter tries to make Chris lose his virginity. Meg gets in trouble for foot porn, and Peter builds a nest from old underwear in the attic. Peter also tries to rig things to support his 'idiot' behavior.
Stewie and Chris argue over games, and Lois considers taking spin classes. Peter plans to spend time with his family, potentially to kill them, and later, Peter mistakenly offends a waitress by putting a tip in her pants.
Peter shops at Tommy Bahama, looking for clothes that make him seem like a 'rich fat person' and later offers tiny Clementine segments in the locker room. Lois's parents are on safari, and Peter gets temporary amnesia after an accident.
Chris abandons Stewie's campaign. The exiles on a ship to the new world deal with splinters and strange games. Peter hires a math tutor and driver's ed instructor, leading to humorous misunderstandings.
Peter brings Michael McDonald to sing backup during border patrol. Lois contemplates going natural with her makeup after Peter goes blind, leading to a humorous exchange about her skin.
Peter offers to do anything for $10, leading to a challenge to wear the same underwear for a month. A woman accidentally punctures her lung while talking to the Griffins, leading to Peter's complaints about his swollen foot.
Brian and Stewie successfully return home in the time machine. Quahog experiences a heatwave, and the news anchors make humorous comments. Peter tries to control his anger, but Chris's drawings provoke him.
Peter claims his 'scary, otherworldly, shadowy spirit friends' will retaliate if he stops kicking. Peter and Lois discover a giant beanstalk from magic beans, leading to encounters with fairy tale characters.
Stewie and Brian encounter medieval characters. Lois considers getting her tubes tied after a pregnancy scare, while Peter resists a vasectomy, leading to discussions about Stewie's 'cuteness' and his potential future appearance.
Peter turns their store into a profitable strip club, much to Lois's dismay. Stewie has a bad dream about a 'boogeyman,' leading to an awkward moment between Peter and Lois.
Chris is sent to a village where he's told that the word 'colored' is acceptable. Cleveland expresses hatred for the Griffins after a hospital visit, and Chris's peculiar obsession with teaching his penis to talk is revealed.
Brian oversleeps for his final exam, and a team helps him get there. Peter encounters a massage parlor with a suggestive name and tries to establish boundaries.
Peter suggests hiding Joe's handicap from his dad. Stewie encounters Jeremy, who claims Stewie is trying to steal his girlfriend. Peter and Quagmire go phone shopping, with Quagmire opting for an outdated model.
Peter and his friends plan to join a prison gang and analyze 'prison wine.' Brian deals with an incessant itch from worms, and the family confuses his Pilates for something else.
An angry mob confronts the Griffins, mistaking them for the Simpsons. Lois and Peter discuss the 'customer of the week' at the coffee shop, leading to an argument about Peter's selective hearing.
Meg is embarrassed by her father at Stewie's birthday party. Glenn and Peter decide to join the Coast Guard. Brian says goodbye to Jess, who no longer needs his collar, implying his departure.
Stewie and Olivia share a moment at a restaurant. Peter can't afford Christmas gifts, so he genetically engineers turtle doves. Bonnie seeks advice from Lois about a letter Peter wrote to another woman before their wedding.
Peter wishes to be famous and discusses this with his famous cousin Kathy Griffin. Peter, Quagmire, and Joe try to brainstorm ideas for a 'hopeful squirrel book,' leading to outlandish suggestions.
Peter impersonates a mall security guard and bans a woman. Neil Goldman reports on a kiss between Meg and himself that was broadcast on television, creating chaos.