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A panelist introduces his version of rock, paper, scissors called 'worm, pigeon, shotgun.' He explains the rules: pigeon eats worm, shotgun beats pigeon, and worm jams shotgun. After a few rounds of play and humorous confusion, the panel predicts a story about the game is true, but it turns out to be a lie.

Lee claims he was invited to Harry and Meghan's wedding but declined to be on the show. He explains that Prince Harry is a fan of the show. His teammates express anger and hurt at not being invited. The panel discusses the implications of such an invitation and the social etiquette involved. After much deliberation, the panel incorrectly guesses it's a lie. Lee then reveals he was lying, much to the panel's relief and amusement.

A panelist claims that to remember tasks, they put their slippers on the wrong feet and only correct them once the task is complete. The panel humorously debates the practicality of this method versus modern alternatives like phone alarms. Despite the unusual nature of the habit, the opposing team guesses it's true, but it is a lie. Another panelist then reveals their strange habit of presenting inappropriate gifts at work, like a dustpan and brush for a birthday, which turns out to be true.

A panelist describes their unique morning drink: a mixture of tea and coffee, which they call 'coff-tea.' The panel reacts with disgust and bemusement, questioning the taste and preparation method. They discuss the quality of ingredients and joke about the panelist's intensity when defending the drink. The opposing team unanimously believes it's a lie, but the panelist insists it's true, which he later admits was a lie.

Three panelists make claims about their relationship with a special guest named Paul. Rylan claims Paul is his plumber who cut his hair. Mary states she sings carols to Paul's cows every Christmas. David claims Paul persuaded him to test a bathtub with him in a showroom. The panel investigates Rylan's story about his plumber cutting his hair before a Big Brother appearance, Mary's Christmas carol-singing to cows, and David's anecdote about sharing a bathtub with Paul. Ultimately, Paul reveals that Mary's story about singing to his cows is true.

A panelist claims that during his first term at university, he rented a bathroom and slept in the bathtub every night. He explains how he used sofa cushions to make it comfortable and how he would often wake up bruised from hitting the taps. The panel questions the logistics and logic of this arrangement, including why he didn't use a bed and the choice of sleeping with his head at the tap end. Despite the far-fetched nature, the opposing team guesses it's true but it's revealed to be a lie.

A panelist recounts an ongoing feud with a feral cat named 'Mark Dennis' who walked 100 miles to torment him. He describes the cat's infiltration of his home through a cat flap, attacking his own cats, eating their food, and loudly sleeping. The panel expresses skepticism about the cat's journey and intelligence, especially its ability to detect drained cat flap batteries. Despite the incredulity, the story rings true, as revealed by the panelist himself.

A panelist claims that she was so convinced Wombles were real mammals that she used one as an example in a GCSE biology exam. The panel debates the plausibility of this, questioning the difficulty of the exam question and her age at the time. They humorously discuss the Wombles' ecological message and even Uncle Bulgaria's glasses. The opposing team denies the story, but it is revealed to be true.

A panelist states that the police once surrounded her house after she set off an alarm while ironing in her garden in her bikini bottoms, with the remote tucked inside. The panel questions the unusual activity of ironing in a bikini and the accidental triggering of the alarm system. They joke about the police's reaction and the panelist's perceived vulnerability. Despite the unusual circumstances, the story is confirmed to be true.

Three panelists introduce their relationship with a guest named Jonathan. Debbie claims he was a baby she used to pull out of a top hat. Bob states he brewed three award-winning beers with Jonathan. Lee asserts they were once trapped for three hours in an automatic car wash. The panel grills Debbie on her magic trick with a baby and Bob about his uniquely named beers, and Lee on the car wash incident where his phone died and Jonathan's was in the boot. Jonathan reveals the truth: he brewed beer with Bob.

A panelist claims that for three weeks, he carried an empty box around, believing it contained a plastic Christmas tree. He recounts buying it from Argos and not noticing its lightness due to his new yoga-induced strength. The panel finds the story absurd, particularly his decision to use the empty box as a Christmas tree. He shares that he even took the box to a comedy show. The panel struggles to believe it but ultimately deems it true (incorrectly).

A panelist confesses to wetting herself in a car and blaming it on her friend's dog. She explains needing to relieve herself during a long traffic jam and the elaborate cover-up. The panel discusses personal experiences with needing to urinate in a car and the challenges for men versus women. They jokingly question the mechanic's reaction to the dog driving the car. Despite the improbable scenario, the opposing team believes it to be true, and it is confirmed true.

A panelist recounts being 'mugged' by a fox that stole his wallet. He describes the incident near his friend's cul-de-sac in Romford, where a sly fox leaped at him, snatching his wallet. He humorously explains having to report the 'crime' to the police, describing the 'assailant' as 'ginger and fluffy.' The panel is skeptical, but it is revealed to be true.

A panelist claims her record for making strangers yawn on the tube by yawning herself is nine in one carriage. She explains starting at Cockfosters and ending at Piccadilly Circus. The panel tries to replicate the yawn and jokes about the station name. Her acting background as an EastEnders star is brought up as a reason for potential deception, but the opposing team believes it to be a lie, which it is.

A panelist claims he shaved off a beard he'd been growing for weeks because he didn't want David to think he was copying him. He recounts seeing David with a beard during a radio show and again during a dinner at his house. He jokes about his wife making the comment that led to him shaving it off just minutes before David's arrival. The panel finds the sentiment touching but ultimately believes it's true after much deliberation, and it is.

A panelist claims he once sold his wife's car due to gambling debts and told her it was stolen. He explains having to keep the secret from his wife, even suggesting he won't let her watch the show. The panel jokes about his financial woes and the severity of his actions. Despite the drastic nature of the story, the opposing team believes it to be a lie, and it is confirmed to be false.

Three panelists introduce their relationship with guest Rodney. Miles claims he honked cheerfully at Rodney driving his old car, causing Rodney to crash into a hedge. Heston states Rodney helped him break the world record for most sit-ups in two minutes. David claims Rodney had to retrieve his shoe after a drunk man threw it at the skittles in a bowling alley. The panel probes Heston's extreme sit-up regimen, Miles' car incident, and David's drunken bowling alley story. Rodney reveals Heston's story is true.

A panelist presents a 'frog lamp' she uses to check on frogs at the bottom of her garden at night. She explains relocating frogspawn from her parents' pond and her routine of observing them. The panel questions the necessity of the lamp versus a torch, and humorously speculates about her grandfather's ownership of such a device and her direct interaction with the frogs. Ultimately, the opposing team guesses it's a lie, which it is.

A panelist claims that Prince Philip once called him a 'funny-looking fellow' when he was a ball boy at Wimbledon. He gives a specific time frame and context, prompting the panel to question the presence of Prince Philip at Wimbledon and the specific 'funny' aspect of his appearance. Jokes are made about his massive head and the ventriloquist dummy. The opposing team is divided, but eventually decides it's a lie, which it is confirmed to be.

A panelist expresses disappointment that Rob Brydon's 'small man in a box' routine overshadowed his own similar act of a 'man trapped in my mouth.' He reluctantly gives a demonstration of his 'man in the mouth' act. The panel is amused and debates the talent displayed. The opposing team guesses it's true, which it is confirmed to be.

A panelist presents a large sweatshirt, which he calls a 'cuddle jumper,' that he and his wife wear together on chilly evenings. The panel requests a demonstration, leading to humorous struggles to put it on with Nick. They question the practicality and intimacy of the garment and its orange color. David eventually decides it's a lie, which it is, much to the panel's surprise.

A panelist claims that at school, she once rubbed stinging nettles all over her face and told her teacher she was ill to meet a boy in a graveyard. She elaborates on the time period (late 60s/early 70s) and the lack of concern from the school. The panel jokes about the boy's reaction to her face and the nature of the 'date' (she bought him a cake). The opposing team, despite the unfeasibility, believes it's true, but it is a lie.

A panelist claims he can write so well with his right foot that he simultaneously writes Christmas cards with both his hand and foot to save time. He attempts a demonstration, humorously struggling with the setup. The panel jokes about the efficiency and quality of the foot-written cards. Despite the impressive display, the opposing team believes it's a lie, which it is confirmed to be.

Three panelists introduce their relationship with Georgia. Gabby claims she couldn't stop laughing when Georgia fell down a manhole. Romesh states he has an irrational fear of sock puppets and had to leave a party when Georgia put one on. Lee claims he found Georgia's cat asleep in the boot of his car after a weekend at her hotel. The panel questions the logistics of Gabby's manhole fall and Romesh's fear of sock puppets. Lee recounts discovering the hotel cat in his car boot after driving home. Georgia reveals that Gabby's story is true.