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Richard Ayoade reveals he has a voice role as an 'ice cream cone' in the new Lego movie, expressing his long-held desire to play a 'cold foodstuff.' When asked about writing for adults versus children, he humorously deflects, mentioning he's currently promoting a children's book.
The contestants struggle with a Countdown numbers game to reach the target of 475. Richard offers a convoluted and unconvincing solution, leading to playful mockery. Rachel successfully solves the puzzle. The segment also features jokes about secret WhatsApp groups and awkward family encounters.
The prize for the night is a Countdown golf set, leading to a comedic attempt at putting. Richard humorously corrects the host about his 'three children' (he has two) and then jokingly claims to have been in Paddington 2, playing the character who sends Paddington to prison. The host, skeptical, verifies it on IMDb, confirming Richard's surprising role as a 'forensic investigator'.
Richard, on his third appearance without a win, declares his strategy of 'comforting mediocrity' as key in light entertainment. The conversation then shifts to personal secrets, with the host asking John about his age and 'secret,' leading to jokes about hydration and prostate health. John also shares a cringe-worthy story about his colonoscopy footage.
Richard attributes his failed glam rock career to conjunctivitis. He then promotes his children's book, "The Book That No One Wanted to Read," humorously stating it's about a book written by a book that no one wants to read. He cheekily implies that even seeing the cover is sufficient, as the physical book itself is just a prop.
Richard sarcastically discusses his leadership qualities, stating his plan is to 'coast and preside over the decline' and blame others. He then reflects on his previous low score on Countdown and his self-deprecating humor about his intelligence, despite having attended Cambridge.
Richard is asked about his travel companions on his show 'Travel Man,' playfully avoiding choosing a favorite. He humorously discusses his leadership approach, likening it to seizing power and then managing decline. He jokingly accepts the nickname 'Lil Dicky'.
Ashling recounts her experience living in the US, then introduces her new persona, 'Kathy Coots', an 'eccentric older woman' who has had her 40th birthday and enjoys taking her bra off. She brings wigs for everyone to embrace the new look, leading to amusing comparisons to a 'council on a very bad sci-fi show'.
Ashling presents fruit carvings of the contestants' faces, which are comically unflattering. Richard then reveals he has written a book titled 'Are You on Top?' a 'full-length study' of the Gwyneth Paltrow film 'View from the Top,' comically suggesting readers don't need to see the film before reading his analysis.
Richard announces his role as a droid in the Star Wars series 'The Mandalorian,' noting they didn't need to alter his voice. He admits he hasn't watched the show, humorously explaining that seeing himself in it would be like 'kryptonite' and he doesn't want to be reflected back at himself.