Ranking Every Mario Kart Track

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Summary

An exhaustive, humorous, and detailed ranking of all 145 original Mario Kart tracks based on fun, creativity, flow, and replayability, excluding retro remakes and spin-off game tracks.

Highlights

Bottom Tier Tracks (The Unfun)
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The list begins with the lowest-ranked tracks, primarily from the SNES and earlier eras like Vanilla Lake 1 & 2, Figure-8 Circuit, and various Mario Circuits. These are criticized for being bland, overly slippery, or unnecessarily frustrating.

Mid-Tier and Experimental Tracks
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Covers a wide range of tracks including Ghost Valleys, various Bowser Castles, and desert-themed courses. Highlights include the innovative but occasionally annoying gimmicks of tracks like Snow Land and the more visually interesting but basic GBA-era levels.

Better Designed and Creative Tracks
00:10:46

The ranking progresses to tracks with better flow and unique themes, such as Cheese Land, Shy Guy Beach, and the traffic-heavy Toad's Turnpike. These tracks are noted for their better balance of challenge and entertainment.

Top Tier and Fan Favorites
00:26:45

The top 30 tracks showcase the best of the series, featuring standouts like Grumble Volcano, Dolphin Shoals, Mount Wario, and the legendary Waluigi Pinball, which takes the number one spot due to its iconic music, design, and replayability.

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