Summary
Highlights
Kissing, Training a Dog, and Sandcastles59:22:00
The hosts delve into the 'dangers' of kissing, how to train a dog with dragons, and the proper way to build a sandcastle.
Halloween, Mad Science, and Nightmares01:04:54
The episode wraps up with tips on Halloween party planning, mad science experiments, and dealing with persistent nightmares.
Introduction to How To00:00:02
Orange and Pear introduce their new series, attempting to explain how to tie a tie and get rich, despite constant distractions and poor advice.
Remembering Dreams and Getting a Girlfriend03:02:00
The duo explores techniques for dream recall and offers unconventional dating advice that mostly involves pranks and questionable behavior.
Makeup and Chess Mastery06:22:00
Orange provides bizarre tips for applying makeup and navigating a game of chess, focusing more on explosives than actual strategy.
Biking and Video Game Design10:00:00
Advice on riding a bike and developing video games is presented, punctuated by Orange's tangents about elephants and TNT sandwiches.
Microwaves and Theater Etiquette13:14:00
The show covers safe microwave usage and how to behave in a movie theater by mimicking animals, despite Pear's frustration.
Tying Shoes and Finding Jobs17:00:00
Orange and Pear tackle shoe-tying and job hunting, injecting space exploration themes and extreme interview tactics into the mix.
Weight Loss and Becoming Famous20:54:00
The hosts discuss weight loss methods and strategies for YouTube fame, relying on ridiculous stunts rather than practical health or career advice.
Uber, Guitar, and Computers24:57:00
The episode covers ride-sharing apps, playing the guitar, and basic computer usage, constantly derailed by Orange's obsession with TNT.
Desert Island Survival and Scrabble31:08:00
Survival tips for being stranded on an island are given alongside strategies for winning at Scrabble, which mostly involve flipping the board.
Fitness, Lightbulbs, and Babysitting35:12:00
The duo explores how to get fit, change a lightbulb, and babysit, highlighting the dangers of using rocket boosters and questionable childcare methods.
Becoming Cool and Writing a Book40:38:00
Techniques for achieving 'coolness' and writing a book are explained with the help of clones and chaotic brainstorming sessions.
Fire Safety and Pokemon Go43:37:00
Orange and Pear provide safety tips for house fires and strategies for leveling up in Pokemon Go, prioritizing excitement over safety.
Milking a Cow and Babysitting Mastery47:42:00
The show covers the realities of milking a cow and babysitting, leading to arguments about the best way to keep children safe.
Monopoly, Horse Riding, and Wishes51:31:00
The duo discusses board game tactics, horse riding, and making wishes, culminating in a special segment about a fan's dream coming true.