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The video starts with Danny Aaron explaining the rules: he'll rank the Sidemen from one (best) to five (worst) based on a secret question. The Sidemen have to guess the question by playing 'which hand is the duck in'.
The first secret question is revealed: 'Who would you most want to save in a burning building?' The ranking places Ethan first (he has a pregnant wife), followed by Toby (sick), Josh, Simon, and Harry last, sparking debates and jokes about Harry's expendability.
Danny ranks the Sidemen based on 'who has the highest body fat percentage'. Toby is ranked five (highest), Simon four, Harry three, Josh two, and Ethan one (lowest). This leads to discussion about the subjective nature of the ranking and Danny's reluctance to give anyone the 'number one' spot.
The next question is 'Most to least likely to have peaked already'. Harry is ranked five (most likely to have peaked), Simon four, Toby three, Ethan two, and Josh one (least likely to have peaked), causing some amusement and agreement, especially regarding Harry.
Danny ranks the Sidemen from 'biggest to smallest ego'. Josh is ranked one, Ethan two, Toby three, Simon four, and Harry five (smallest ego). The group finds this ranking plausible and discusses the perceived egos of each member.
The next unknown question begins with Danny ranking Harry as one. The question is revealed as 'Best to worst content outside of the Sidemen.' The final ranking is Harry one, Ethan two, Josh three, Toby four, and Simon five. This leads to a discussion of who has the most entertaining or inoffensive content outside the group.
For the final question, Danny ranks Harry as five. The question is revealed as 'Most to least trusted to look after my child.' The ranking is Simon one, Ethan two, Josh three, Toby four, and Harry five. This humorous ranking concludes with jokes about Harry's trustworthiness and general chaos.