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Hyram introduces his video where he will be rating skincare brands using TierMaker, a trend he's late to but happy to participate in. He outlines his five categories: 'Get On My Face Now,' 'I'll Tolerate It,' 'Meh,' 'Finish and Recycle,' and 'For The Feet.' He also mentions he'll choose a single favorite and least favorite brand at the end.
Mario Badescu receives a 'Finish and Recycle' rating. Despite popular dislike for their facial sprays, Hyram acknowledges some fragrance-free and good formulas, especially the drying lotion for oily, acne-prone skin. Origins is placed in 'Finish and Recycle' due to poor product formulas, but Hyram acknowledges their environmental efforts.
Krave Beauty is immediately placed in 'Get On My Face Now' for its superior product formulas. Clinique is rated 'Meh,' as its products are functional but often outdated and lack innovation. The Ordinary gets a controversial 'I'll Tolerate It' due to its affordability and simplicity, but Hyram notes that its products are supplemental and not always mind-blowing on their own.
Lush Cosmetics is placed 'For The Feet' due to terrible formulas, excessive essential oils, and lack of preservatives, despite Hyram appreciating their ethical stance. Curology earns a 'Get On My Face Now' rating for making non-irritating, affordable, personalized prescription-grade skincare accessible, even with lower concentrations of active ingredients.
Proactiv is rated 'Finish and Recycle' due to over-treating philosophies and high prices, though some products aren't 'horrific.' Kiehl's is placed in 'Meh' because many products contain essential oils and are stuck in older formulations, although recent improvements are noted. First Aid Beauty is a 'Get On My Face Now' for its consistent innovation and non-irritating formulas.
Pixi is placed in 'Meh' despite recent improvements in their new Clarity collection, as most of their products remain overly fragranced. Versed receives 'I'll Tolerate It' due to having both excellent and questionable formulas. St. Ives is assigned 'For The Feet' without hesitation, with Hyram critiquing their stubborn refusal to improve formulas despite common criticisms.
Tatcha is categorized as 'Meh' due to high prices and prevalent fragrance, despite using some 'incredible ingredients.' The Inkey List is a 'Get On My Face Now' as Hyram prefers its well-rounded, affordable, and innovative formulas over The Ordinary. Fenty Skin is placed in 'Finish and Recycle' because of its heavy fragrance, though the cleanser is acceptable.
Paula's Choice is a 'Get On My Face Now' due to its commitment to good formulations, aligning with Hyram's philosophy. Neutrogena is moved from 'I'll Tolerate It' to 'Meh' because while some products are non-irritating and functional, they often lack excitement and can be overpriced. Ole Henriksen is controversially placed 'For The Feet' due to expensive, irritating products like walnut scrubs and alcohol-based toners.
Glossier is placed in 'Meh' as some skincare formulas are decent, though not inspiring, and they offer non-irritating options. CeraVe is a 'Get On My Face Now' as the best drugstore option for simple, effective, and non-irritating formulas. Youth To The People (initially forgotten) is added to 'I'll Tolerate It' due to excellent products like their cleanser, but also the presence of irritants and consistent stock issues.
Hyram declares St. Ives as his least favorite brand, citing their persistent use of poor quality formulas despite widespread criticism. His favorite brand is Krave Beauty, primarily because of the transformative Great Barrier Relief product and his respect for Liah Yoo's independent success in creating a high-quality brand.