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The host announces his new 'Joey' voice for rants, the start of Season 12 of his rant series, and introduces the first episode, 'Pet Sitter Pat' from Spongebob Squarepants, which was requested by Cj Thompson. He also asks viewers to respect his opinion.
Spongebob asks Patrick to pet-sit Gary while he's at his grandmother's party. Patrick agrees to a schedule but immediately throws it away because he can't read it (due to holding it upside down). He then eats Gary's food and later puts Gary in danger during bathing attempts.
Spongebob has anxious visions about Gary and Patrick. He calls home multiple times, misinterpreting dangerous situations as fun. Patrick's attempts to bathe Gary escalate to using a flamethrower. Eventually, a flood caused by Patrick leads to Spongebob rushing home.
Spongebob returns to a destroyed, flooded house. He finds Gary reading a snail tale to Patrick, who believes the book is called 'meow meow meow.' The host expresses his strong dislike for the episode, calling 'I'm With Stupid' a much better episode, and announces the next rant will be on Oddbods.