Summary
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A gas station worker wins $258 million in the lottery, realizing it when a news crew reports on the winning ticket sold at his location. The group then reacts to a woman demonstrating a questionable method of tenderizing steak, leading to more sexual innuendos.
The video opens with Simon, Zerka, Minta, and Boggy introducing 'Simon Reacts' and mentioning they will be watching various clips, including a list of 'fattest wild animals'. This quickly devolves into personal jabs and humorous insults among the group.
The group reacts to a video clip discussing the common misconception that the Egyptian pyramids were built by slaves. The clip explains that the majority of the workforce was actually the healthy population of ancient Egypt, not solely slaves as 19th-century accounts suggested.
A clip shows Jessie J singing with her mouth closed, with the group commenting on her surprising clarity. This is followed by a discussion about a pedestrian who got trapped under a Mercedes, and passers-by lifting the 2.5-ton car to save her, leading to confusion and jokes about the situation.
The group reacts to a fact about Hugh Glass, a 19th-century American frontiersman. The name 'Hugh Glass' prompts immediate and prolonged laughter and sexual innuendos from the Sidemen, focusing on the pronunciation of 'huge ass'.
A clip shows Dr. Phil doing a wheelie on a motorcycle, which the group finds surprisingly impressive. They then discuss Jennifer Lawrence eating raw fish in 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire', revealing it was a real, raw fish, not a prop, and her disgusted reactions were genuine.
The group notices multiple clips feature the same house being hit by various objects (cars, trains), leading them to believe the house is 'cursed'. They then react to Dakota Johnson's talent of fitting things in her gap tooth, debating if it's a 'talent' or just a physical trait.
Nicki Minaj showcases a surprising British accent. The segment then shifts to a new reaction where Vickstar and Zerka discuss if they have ever stolen anything, with Vickstar admitting to accidentally walking out of a store without paying and later returning to resolve it.
The group reacts to a clip of a footballer being tackled aggressively. Later, they discuss an FSU quarterback missing a game due to a 'family issue', revealed to be a death in the family, with comments on American customs.
A clip shows a woman claiming to live in someone else's house with 'Jimmy's' permission. The Sidemen then elaborate on hypothetical scenarios of finding a squatter, particularly if the squatter was attractive, leading to humorous and suggestive discussions.
The video presents '10 foods you eat wrong', with the first being cupcakes. The group learns a new way to eat cupcakes by making a 'sandwich'. Later, they discover that a car's cup holder can be used to hold ketchup packets. Finally, they learn a trick to easily break off Toblerone segments.
A fact about 10 million rogue black holes in the galaxy leads the group to debate the visibility of black holes. This transitions to a clip about a man named Landon McDowall, who became famous for his mugshot due to his unusually 'wide neck'.
A ramen recipe involving butter, heavy cream, cheese, and sriracha is shown. The discussion quickly becomes inappropriate as the group makes vulgar jokes and sexual comments about adding bodily fluids and other odd substances to ramen, much to the discomfort of some members.
The group reacts to predictions about AI outperforming humans and potentially replacing all human jobs within 120 years. This leads JJ to suggest humans will eventually 'fuse with robots' and become AI, prompting more sexual jokes and discussions about robot babies.
A clip shows a Japanese 'face slimmer' device, which the group finds amusing and questionable, comparing it to a past 'big lips challenge'. This is followed by a humorous clip of someone trying to catch a mouse inside their car.
The discussion turns to climate change and JJ proposes 'covering' volcanoes with a dome, similar to Chernobyl, to prevent eruptions, leading to a comedic debate about the feasibility of 'capping' a volcano. The video shifts to a new 'Simon Reacts' with JJ and Vik, introducing a segment about weird Japanese game shows, starting with an uncomfortable sexual question from JJ.
A clip shows a man getting severely injured after kicking a car, then a clip about a Polish TV host who was accidentally stabbed in the hand during a magician's trick involving hidden spikes.
A segment on 'smartest creatures' starts with sheep from the movie 'Babe', leading the group to question the list's credibility. They then discuss airport security, with JJ suggesting he could hypothetically hijack a plane using a duty-free bottle, prompting a discussion on historic hijacking methods and the evolution of security.
The group teases Simon for not standing up during his 'reacts' like he does on Twitch, prompting him to activate his standing desk. The video then shows a segment about border collies' intelligence, followed by more sexual comments from the group, particularly on the topic of human-animal interaction.
A Japanese game show is featured where contestants are subjected to a 'leg stretcher' device based on a spinning wheel, while answering questions. This is followed by a roller skating race where one contestant dramatically falls just before the finish line.
The video ends with a series of confusing and abrupt clips, causing the Sidemen to express exasperation. JJ jokingly threatens to go on another 'three-month hiatus' due to the content, concluding the compilation.