The song starts by describing various things as 'gnarly,' such as Boba tea, Tesla, and fried chicken. The term is used to express excitement and approval.

The chorus repeats the phrase 'Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly' and asserts 'Everything’s gnarly'. And repeats 'Hottie hottie like a bag of Taki's, I'm the shit.'

The lyrics include lines about 'making beats for a boring dumb bitch' and distinctions being made where the singer isn't Gnarly, but the current situation is.

The chorus repeats with the same phrases.

The song concludes with the repetition of '(Everything’s gnarly)'.