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Ralph introduces himself as a 'bad guy,' nine feet tall, weighing 643 pounds, with a short temper. He describes his profession as a 'wrecker,' stating he's very good at destroying things.
Ralph contrasts himself with Fix-It Felix Jr., the good guy in the game. He acknowledges Felix's skill but attributes it to his magic hammer. Ralph laments that while Felix gets medals for fixing, there are no accolades for expertly wrecking things.
Ralph reflects on his 30 years in the arcade, seeing many other games and characters come and go. He considers himself lucky to have a steady gig but expresses the difficulty in loving his job when no one seems to like him for it.
Ralph describes his home life, explaining that while Felix and the Nicelanders go to comfortable homes, he lives in an actual dump filled with garbage and building debris. He tries to sound content but reveals his true feelings.
Ralph honestly admits his envy when he sees Felix being celebrated, receiving praise, and being thanked by others. He concludes by wishing he could experience the appreciation of being the 'good guy.'