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The reviewer begins by questioning a lyric from the Baby Shark song before reluctantly admitting he's about to watch and discuss 'Baby Shark's Big Movie.' He highlights its existence on Paramount+ and the associated Nickelodeon cartoon, explaining his choice of this movie over others for its potential comedic value, despite anticipating its poor quality.
The plot starts with a pop starfish named Stariana, voiced by Ashley Tisdale, who aims to be the 'catchiest fish in the sea.' The reviewer points out the pervasive and annoying puns in the movie. Stariana's goal is thwarted by Baby Shark, leading her to seek a Siren Stone to steal Baby Shark's 'Star Mark,' indicating his catchiest status.
Baby Shark is introduced, followed by more wordplay. Baby Shark then goes to meet his best friend, William, to make 'fin-ship bracelets,' which the reviewer humorously interprets as a proposal, highlighting their close, almost romantic, bond.
Baby Shark's parents announce their move to the big city for his mom's new job as an entertainment director for the 'Chomtacular' concert, headlined by Stariana and featuring K-Pop group Enhypen. This move means Baby Shark and William will no longer be neighbors, leading to a tearful goodbye. In the city, Baby Shark calls William on his birthday, and William's comment 'got a blow baby' raises the reviewer's suspicion of infidelity.
Stariana easily finds the Siren Stone. The reviewer notes the plot's similarities to 'Trolls Band Together' and 'Trolls World Tour,' where a pop star character attempts to steal music or brainwash others. Stariana's plan involves brainwashing the city, while William visits Baby Shark, leading to an argument and a 'divorce.'
Stariana brainwashes William, leading her to reveal her evil plan to Baby Shark. Baby Shark seeks help from Enhypen, who are revealed to be secret agents aware of Stariana's plan. Before reaching Enhypen, Baby Shark encounters Sharky B and Offshark (parodies of Cardi B and Offset), a cameo that adds nothing to the plot. The reviewer also humorously speculates on Baby Shark's adult name.
Baby Shark and Enhypen attempt to stop Stariana, but Enhypen quickly gets brainwashed. Baby Shark sacrifices his 'Star Mark' to save William. The climax involves them dancing to the Baby Shark song to defeat Stariana. Afterward, Baby Shark and William inexplicably move back to their hometown, making the entire move to the city pointless. The reviewer concludes the movie was a 'dog crap' and only suitable for toddlers, expressing humiliation for watching it.