Summary
Highlights
Squidward's Clarinet Playing Attracts Danger00:00:18
SpongeBob 'saves' Squidward from choking on food, claiming his bad clarinet playing in the wilderness attracted a danger, which he reveals to be a 'Sea Bear'.
The Myth of the Sea Bear00:00:41
Squidward expresses disbelief in Sea Bears, calling them a myth. SpongeBob and Patrick insist on their reality, citing tabloid articles as proof.
Rules to Avoid a Sea Bear Attack00:01:31
Squidward, humoring them, asks for a list of things that attract Sea Bears. SpongeBob and Patrick list numerous absurd actions, such as playing the clarinet, waving a flashlight, stomping, eating cubed cheese, wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion, clown shoes, a hoop skirt, or screeching like a chimpanzee.
Squidward Tests the Sea Bear Lore00:02:48
Skeptical, Squidward intentionally performs all the actions said to attract a Sea Bear. After nothing happens, he mockingly wears his sombrero in a "goofy fashion," which immediately summons a Sea Bear.
The Sea Bear Attack Continues00:03:16
The Sea Bear repeatedly attacks Squidward for every action he takes, including running, limping, and crawling, despite SpongeBob and Patrick's warnings.
The Anti-Sea-Bear Circle00:04:33
After several attacks, SpongeBob guides Squidward to draw an anti-Sea-Bear circle, a defense he and Patrick had been using. Squidward draws an oval initially, leading to another attack, but eventually draws a perfect circle, which magically protects him.
The Sea Rhinoceros00:05:09
Relieved, Squidward thanks them, but SpongeBob then reveals that the anti-Sea-Bear circle wouldn't protect against a Sea Rhinoceros, which is attracted to the sound of a Sea Bear attack. Luckily, they are all wearing anti-Sea-Rhinoceros undergarments.