I Prank Called in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have

Introduction and Setup00:00:00

The host introduces the concept of calling stores across America to pretend he cannot come into work, despite not being employed at any of them. He welcomes viewers to Dank and Naut and asks them to subscribe and comment on their favorite prank call.

Walmart and West Marvel Calls00:02:48

The caller pretends to be Shannon at Walmart, claiming to have a rabid cat to avoid work. He then calls West Marvel as Tish McConnell, claiming she bumped her knee on her son's truck and suffered a concussion.

Ross and Etoile Calls00:03:53

The caller contacts Ross as Margaret Thatcher (or Patcher), providing a phone number that phonetically spells out 'it really itches.' He then calls Massage Etoile as Leslie Tuna, mentioning an irritated infection site and asking to hang out at Michael's.

HomeGoods Calls00:05:01

In a lengthy call to HomeGoods, the caller pretends to be Stacy Alboretto, claiming she is walking through the door to work despite being on the phone. She mentions a code phrase about hot chicken and insists she has a blonde bob while waving her hand.

Daily Gains and Ice Cream and Honey Calls00:09:16

The caller contacts Daily Gains as Mark to say he cannot start his new job tomorrow, then calls Ice Cream and Honey as Leslie computer/Future, claiming to be a recent hire at Burns and unable to work.

Salon and Daily Wig Land Calls00:12:02

The caller pretends to be Stacy Kennison at a salon celebrating 18 years, claiming to be a stylist who just cut hair on a stage. She then calls Daily Wig Land as Mark Pickle to request his shift be given to someone else.

No Whisk Massage and Amazon Calls00:14:05

The caller contacts No Whisk Massage as Louisa/Stacy, a new masseuse who cannot come in, then calls Amazon as Tiffany Russia from sales, claiming she can smell something while speaking to an employee named Aaron.

Outro00:16:22

The host thanks viewers for watching, encourages them to subscribe and like the video, and reminds everyone to actually show up for work.