We Crowned the ULTIMATE British TikTok

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Summary

Four rounds of British TikToks are presented and judged by experts to crown the ultimate British TikTok.

Highlights

Round 1: Stench53, Voldemort, "Give me me f***ing chips", and Jackie Weaver
00:00:00

The video starts with the hosts introducing the concept of crowning the ultimate British TikTok. Each host presents a British TikTok, and they vote for a winner from each of the four rounds. The first round features diverse TikToks, including Stench53, a Voldemort impression, a man demanding his 'f***ing chips' in an exaggerated story, and Jackie Weaver from the Handforth Parish Council meeting. Wildcards are also introduced, including a promotional video for AirUp water bottles and a TikTok referencing former US President John F. Kennedy. Jackie Weaver eventually wins this round.

Round 2: Drunken Proposal, Phone Repair Rant, and 'Stitching' TikTok
00:05:36

The second round kicks off with a lengthy TikTok featuring a drunken marriage proposal in a pub, followed by a furious woman ranting about a phone repair shop owner who allegedly called her a 'fat smelly c***'. Another entry shows a man demonstrating a 'stitching' physical challenge, which he fails numerous times. A wildcard is introduced, an advertisement for a phone accessory. The drunken pub proposal video, depicting a chaotic but ultimately accepted proposal, emerges as the winner of this round.

Round 3: 'Joseph', 'Skrrt Back Off You Back Off', Gym Bro Rant, and 'Football, Only Guns'
00:10:58

Round three starts with a TikTok involving a man named 'Joseph' being confronted about contacting an 11-year-old girl. This is followed by a video of someone comically dancing with a 'criminal' overlay and Skyrim music. Another entry features a 'gym bro' showing off his physique and giving advice. The final TikTok in this round, titled "Football, Only Guns", is a bizarre video of a man with a weapon-like object in his back pocket. A wildcard is also introduced: a discussion about the XL Bully dog ban. The 'Skrrt Back Off You Back Off' video with the Skyrim music wins this round.

Round 4: Mathematics, Face Covering, 'Wrong Road', and 'Moist Fanny'
00:14:13

The fourth round features a TikTok where a man argues about the non-existence of mathematical division, followed by a man comically covering his face with body lotion. Another entry shows a car being stopped by police after taking a 'wrong road'. A fourth video features a man comically declaring, 'My Fanny is all wet, why would you step'. A wildcard TikTok, involving a woman being harassed while trying to send a text, is also presented. The TikTok featuring a middle-aged woman's 'moist Fanny' humorously wins this round.

The Grand Final and Winner Announcement
00:17:42

All the winning TikToks from the previous rounds, along with some wildcard inclusions, are re-evaluated for the final decision. The contenders are the drunken pub proposal, the 'Skrrt Back Off You Back Off' (Skyrim lady) video, and 'my Fanny is all wet'. After much deliberation, the 'Skyrim Lady' video is crowned the ultimate British TikTok.

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