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Arthur, a fan of non-fiction, is introduced to the world of fan fiction by George, who is a fan of fiction. They reveal they will be reacting to fan fiction written about themselves, expressing a mix of apprehension and curiosity about what they will find. They joke about the 4D fan fiction experience and George shares his initial, unsuccessful attempts to find fan fiction about them by typing their names into a search bar.
They stumble upon a fan fiction titled 'Mr. Television' featuring Sabrina Carpenter on the cover, and surprisingly, themselves (Arthur TV and George Clark). The story appears to be a romantic narrative involving George and a character named Rowan who works at a coffee shop. They read through the initial scenes, reacting to descriptions of George's regular coffee shop visits and Rowan's inner thoughts about him, including the detail that she recognized him from TikTok. They express discomfort with the descriptions and plot points.
The fan fiction continues to describe Rowan's observations of George, noting his 'nice looking' appearance from Tik Tok, which they find amusingly understated. They then skip ahead, hoping for more action or the involvement of Arthur. The story shifts to Rowan becoming famous from George's YouTube channel, quickly surpassing his subscriber count and even becoming a member of 'the Sidemen,' leaving George and Arthur behind. They mock the unrealistic rise to fame and the unfulfilled promise of 'horny' content.
The narrative takes a turn, depicting Rowan alone in her coffee shop on Halloween night when she encounters a mysterious figure. It turns out to be George, who is injured with a bloody eyebrow and scratches after falling off a 'lime bike' while drunk. Rowan helps him, and the situation becomes a rom-com cliché as she takes him home while he's in a daze. The hosts question the bizarre turn of events and the lack of explicit content.
Frustrated by the lack of explicit content in the previous story, the hosts decide to search for more 'smart' (explicit) fan fiction. They find one titled 'Yes or No' which promises a more adult theme, involving George and a flatmate sharing a drunken kiss on New Year's Eve and subsequent tension.
They begin reading 'Yes or No' about a drunk flatmate (referred to as 'your nan' for comedic effect) returning home and waking George. The story describes the flatmate's drunken actions and George helping her to bed. The hosts react with increasing discomfort and humor as the story progresses to a sensual scene, with the flatmate expressing her desire for George to 'make her arrive.' The fan fiction details their interaction, leading to a climax where the flatmate grinds on George's thigh.
The story reaches its peak as the flatmate climaxes while grinding on George's thigh, much to the amusement and embarrassment of the hosts. The fan fiction describes George's internal thoughts and reluctance to take advantage of her drunken state, but ultimately succumbing to the moment. Afterward, the flatmate goes to sleep, and George struggles with his lingering arousal, contemplating a cold shower. The hosts conclude the reading with a mix of shock, laughter, and rhetorical questions about the morality and content of the fan fiction, jokingly suggesting a part two if fans write more fan fiction about them.