W2S Most Offensive Moments

Opening and Self-Rating00:00:00

Simon introduces the video where he and his friends review his most offensive moments, starting with a dark joke about having less fun than a suicidal man.

Earthquake and Christmas Message00:02:11

Simon discusses experiencing a magnitude six earthquake in Christchurch, followed by a Christmas video message to Adam that ends with a threat to shoot Santa.

Village and Children Discussion00:04:06

The group debates a hypothetical village situation involving a woman named Debbie with 16 children and discusses whether there should be a hard cap on children per family.

Parenting and Football Philosophy00:04:51

Simon shares his plan to constantly roast a child who cannot understand English and compares his footballing philosophy to an immigration policy: 'if in doubt kick it out'.

Offensive Game Questions00:06:14

During a game segment, Simon gives offensive answers to prompts, including naming his penis, mother, and father's penis as things friends cannot touch.

Drug Use and Closing00:08:24

Simon admits to trying every drug during his youth, leading into a final montage of clips and a call for a part two if viewers want more content.