Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
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Summary
A satirical piece from The Babylon Bee featuring a fictional account of Sauron justifying his attempts to enslave Middle-earth due to postpartum depression.
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
Highlights
The Dark Lord's Defense
The Mouth of Sauron claims that the Dark Lord's campaign to conquer Middle-earth was not an act of evil, but rather a result of postpartum depression. He argues that forging the One Ring was an experience similar to childbirth, leading to significant hormonal imbalances and emotional distress.
Legal and Social Response
Despite attempts to explain his actions through biological and hormonal arguments, Sauron is brought to trial to face charges of torture and murder. The article concludes with a satirical scene where Aragorn feels unprepared to address the Dark Lord's claims of being exempt from responsibility due to these emotional factors.