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Spongebob exasperatedly throws his game out the window, then tries to trade it in at GameStop, only to be offered a mere 62 cents for a game he bought for $40 two days prior. The GameStop employee then takes another game in exchange.
Spongebob confronts Patrick about not using a coaster in his house, leading to a comedic conflict. Later, Spongebob criticizes a 'terrible' photo of Squidward while praising his own clean look.
The 'Wheel of WOW' is introduced, which Spongebob finds disappointing. He then starts playing Monopoly, noting the difference between two Spongebob-themed editions, especially the metal playing pieces and the generic versus themed houses.
Mr. Krabs joins the game, obsessed with money. Plankton also joins, with his playing piece being a tiny coin, leading to a humorous moment about his size.
A bizarre segment featuring Chuck E. Cheese delivering a suspicious pizza that appears old and already bitten, leading to an angry confrontation from Chuck E. Cheese.
Squidward reluctantly plays Monopoly and expresses strong opinions about not buying Plankton's lab. Plankton struggles comically to roll a six on the dice, leading to his unfortunate demise by being crushed.
Spongebob is confronted with a 'bubble tax' for polluting the ocean, which he refuses to pay and is eventually sent to jail after drawing a 'Go directly to jail' card.
Mr. Krabs' anchor home and Squidward's grandma's house are ridiculed. Patrick suggests playing 'Wikipedia the board game' as an alternative to Monopoly.
A 'crab fishing' card appears, causing panic for Mr. Krabs. A new, sarcastic Squidward replacement is introduced as the cashier, with Mr. Krabs making a swift exit.
Patrick introduces his 'beast' snail, Cherry, who he claims is superior to Gary and is fed a whole cow daily. He describes illegal snail fights and Cherry's intimidating presence.
Spongebob and Patrick express their hatred for Monopoly, snails, and squids, deeming the game a disaster. The video ends with a comical segment about poor tipping and the destruction of the Monopoly box.
Spongebob returns to GameStop to retrieve the game he traded, admitting that at least it doesn't require friends to play, unlike Monopoly, and concludes he needs better friends.